Yeh dil ka chor ke is ki zarortain then bohat

"Yeh dil ka chor ke is ki zarortain then bohat"
"Wagarna tark e taluq ki sortain then bohat"

"Miley to tot roye na khul ke batain ken"
"Ke jese ab dilon mein Kudurtain then bohat"

"Bula diye hain tere gham ne dukh zamane ke"
"Khuda nahin tha tou pathar ki mortain then bohat"

"Dareda perhano ka khayal kaya ata"
"Amer sheher ki apni zaroratain then bohat"

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,FARAZ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"dil ko nigahon se ikhtlaaf raha"
"Wagarna sheher mein hum shakal sortain then bohat"

Wohi andaaz hai zaalim ka zamanay main

"Wohi andaaz hai zaalim ka zamanay main"

"Ab ussay log samajhtay hain gariftaar mara"

"Sakht naadim hai mujhay dam main lanay wala"

"Kiya kahin kitnay marasim thay hamaray us say"

"Woh jo ek shakhs hai moun phair kar janay wala"

"Teray hotay huay Aa jati the sari duniya"

"Aj tanha hon tau koi nahe anay wala"

"Muntazir kis ka hon rote hoe dahliz pay main"

"Kaun aye ga yahan kaun hai anay wala"

"Tum takallaf ko bhi ekhlaas samjhtay ho"
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Faraz",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

"Dost hota nahin har hath milanay wala"

Us ke Duniya main hum jaisay hazaroon hain,

Us ke Duniya main hum jaisay hazaroon hain,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, FARAZ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Hum he pagal thay jo ussay pa kar maghroor huay,

Faraz ki gazalain thin bohat Aala

Faraz ki gazalain thin bohat Aala,
Wah wah,
Faraz ki gazlain thi boht Aala,
pr kia faid..........
jab pappu can’t dance sala,,,,,,,,

Teri sada ki be rukhi ko main aj tak bhoola nae paya

Teri sada ki be rukhi ko main aj tak bhoola nae paya
mubarakaaan ji mubarakaaan
is shiar main "FARAZ" nahe aya

Which is the best day to propose a girl,

Do You Know?

Which is the best day to propose a girl,
That is only 1 April,
You Know Why?
If she accept its your luck,
otherwise just tell April Fool...........................

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
 Sooraj ne asman se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nae subha,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai,
 Good Morning

A smile is like a Sim card

A smile is like a Sim card
Life is like a cellphone
WheneverYou insert theSim card of a
smile,
A beautiful day
isActivated
Good morning
have a good day

Teacher: What do you want to become?

Teacher: What do you want to become?

 Johnny: Doctor
 Teacher: Why?
Johnny: be Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi

Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.
Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein
“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”

NURSE kept sardar's finger in her mouth

NURSE kept sardar's finger in her mouth
after BLOOD TEST.
then sardar started dancing,
NURSE:y r u danceing
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
can kids of our age have kids?

Teacher replied  NO Never

Boy said to girl
see i told you not to worry

Sardar sent message to his BOSS

Sardar sent message to his BOSS 
Me sick,
 no work
 Boss message back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar message 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

Parh parh kar kaya karna hai,

Arz kia hai,
Parh parh kar kaya karna hai,
Akhir eik din to marna hai,
marne k baad b agr dubara janam hua to
shuru to nursery se hi krna hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, wah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,wah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Doctor : Agar 1 ghanta pehele le aate

Doctor : Agar 1 ghanta pehele le aate to hum isko bacha lete...
Boy's -Abey!

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15 minute pehele to accident hua ha

woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs,

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai

 aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye  raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain,

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain

ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched,

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain,,,,,,,,,,,

Apun dono ka dosti ekdam

Apun dono ka dosti ekdam jakkas hona mangta hai ,
jakkas bole to Apun HAAR tu MOTI,

apun SABZI tu ROTI,

apun Paani tu TANKI,

apun TARZAN tu MONKEY!!!!!!

WIFE IS DEUTY,

GIRLFRIEND IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DEUTY,
GIRLFRIEND IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL,

GIRLFRIEND IS CHUSKI & WIFE IS RISKY,

GIRLFRIEND IS TOOTYFROOTY & WIFE IS KISMAT PHUTY,,,,,,,,,,,

KARO COLLEGE WALI SE

DOSTI KARO COLLEGE WALI SE,

PYAR KARO OFFICE WALI SE,

PROGRAMME KARO PAROS WALI SE,

ANKH LARAO SALI SE,

LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE,

AUR MAR KHAO GHARWALI SE,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Baap tu bane to

Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,

Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,

Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,

Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!

Dokha mila jab pyar main,

Dokha mila jab pyar main,

zindgi mein udasi chha gayi,

socha tha chhor denge es rah ko,

kambakht,,,,,,,,,

 mohale mein dusri aa gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

College ki chardiwari mein

college ki chardiwari mein ajjeb se khel hote hain,

khel hi khel me dilon ke mail hote hai,,
ise liye to,,,,,,,,,

 tere jaise aashiq har sal fail hote hai.,,,,,,,,,,,

dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le

jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,

jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,

dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le zalim,

bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,

Boyfriends r like panipuri,

Boyfriends r like panipuri,
Tastes good anytime.

Lovers r like PIZZAS,
Hot & spicy,eaten frquently.

Husbands r like Dal RICE,
eaten whn there is no choice

Elephant : nido jo peeta hon

Cat: how old r u?
Elephant : 5 year,
Cat : but u look big
Elephant : nido jo peeta hon, but how old r u?
Cat i am 30 years,
Elephant : but u look so small
Cat : Ponds lagate hun,
bharte umar jasay tham se jaye,,,,,,,,,,

its get longer as u hold it

A short thing

its get longer as u hold it,

& pass between woman’s breast

& enters into a small hole

What is it?


Ans. cars seat belt…
u dirty mind

Which is 6? long

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth

which is 6? long

and move it in and out

and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.

i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

Plz mana mat karna

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai,

Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,,,,,

Plz mana mat karna

Warna

GADHA mar jayega

I can't live without you

When are you going to marry me?
I can't live without you,
I love you dear,
marry me within this month otherwise i will die,
See
 how Bepasha basu messaged me! Silly girl

Your girlfriend is

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S,I,S,T.,E,R

9 mahine intizaar karo

Wife: Me America ja rahi hoon,
apke liye kya laon
Husband: Aik American Ladki
Wife Wapas Aye
Husband: mera gift!
Wife: 9 mahine intizaar karo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife

Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete

Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain,,,,,,,,,,,,,

3 male aur 2 female

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Husband: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Husband: Kyon kay 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se

Sirf gobar bhara hai

Wife: Tumare dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai.
Husband: To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho?

Husband is liver & wife is kidney

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney

You Have To Realize

At Some Point,
You Have To Realize That
Some People Can Stay In Your Heart,
But Not In Your Life...

Mein ne to bohat chaha magar

"Mein ne to bohat chaha magar wo mila he nahi,,,
Laakh koshish ki magar fasla mita he nahi,,,,
Us ko majboor zamane ne is kadar kar diya k,,,
Meri kisi saada par woh thehra he nahi,,,,,
khuda se jholi pehla kay manga tha usay,,,,,,,,
Khuda ne meri kisi dua ko sunna he nahi,,,,,,,,
Har aik se pucha sabab us kay na milne ka,,,,,,,
Har eik ne kaha woh tere liye bana hi nahi,,,,,

Usay bhool jana hay ya Usay yaad rakhna hay

Be-khuloos logon se
Ijtinab karna hay

Mujhy apne rishton ka
Ehtisab karna hay

Usay bhool jana hay ya
Usay yaad rakhna hay

Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs
Intikhab krna hay

Wo samne dekho likha hy

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia,,,,,,,,,

thora pas ho k baith

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,
 jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola
 thora pas ho k baith,
 ek sawari or baith sakti hai,,,,,,,,,,

HAPPY APRIL FOOL

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOLS HAPPY APRIL FOOLs DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL

U Hav too Wait For 5 days

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,

But U Hav too Wait For 5 days

Till Ur birthday April 1

Art of living

Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams,,,,,,,,

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi,
Good night,

Soraj ki pehli kiran

Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar:
GOOD MORNING
&
HAVE GOOD DAY,

Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li

Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li,
tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge,
plz plz plz promise me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Tumhara MOBILE beka

Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar,
Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar,
Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar,
Mere SMS bina.....
Tumhara MOBILE bekar,

Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of
 WIFE.
It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No
 it means ,With Idiot for Ever

LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hy

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY



Larkiyo k Piche jana Fazool hy


Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"



To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL_FOOL hY,,,,,,,,,,,,

Tharki Crow

Tharki Crow...

Once there was a crow,
Pind vich renda c o,
1 din taali utay baitha c o,
1 chirri de pichy pey gya c o,
Chirri pyi c ro,
Chirri da aa gya c pio,
Chirri de pio ne kutya crow,
Crow sherminda gya c ho,
Hun chirri nu pain ji kainda c o,

MORAL:
Kuri to pehly dekho uda peyo

Meri Appni A Mein Taan Wechi..

Arz Kia Hai,
Main MAJJH Wechi Me GAAN Wechi....

Wah Wah Wah

Main MAJJH Wechi Me Gaan Wechi,

Meri Appni A Mein Taan Wechi..

A lady wanted to go to toilet

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

How Beautiful To Wake Up In The Morning

How Beautiful To Wake Up In The Morning

And Find Her Still Asleep ,
Look At Her Face While My Hand Playing In Her Hair ,
 I Kiss Her On Her Cheek And Assigned Her Head On
My Chest And Watch Every Single Breath
Until She 'll Wake Up Smiling At Me
So That The Sun Rises
And Starts The New Day