tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-66080469551331649862024-03-13T10:02:17.756-07:00Non Veg JokesNew Sms And Hindi Jokes, Non Veg Jokes Collection, Adults Sms Jokes, Funny Sms Jokes In Urdu, Facebook Jokes, Girls & Boys Jokes, Husband Wife Sms, Gateway Sms Jokes 2012, Good Morning Sms, Good Night Sms, 2012 Hindi JokesSanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.comBlogger53125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-5967271029020908592012-03-18T14:57:00.000-07:002012-03-18T14:57:41.582-07:00Yeh dil ka chor ke is ki zarortain then bohat<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">"Yeh dil ka chor ke is ki zarortain then bohat"<br />
"Wagarna tark e taluq ki sortain then bohat"<br />
<br />
"Miley to tot roye na khul ke batain ken"<br />
"Ke jese ab dilon mein Kudurtain then bohat"<br />
<br />
"Bula diye hain tere gham ne dukh zamane ke"<br />
"Khuda nahin tha tou pathar ki mortain then bohat"<br />
<br />
"Dareda perhano ka khayal kaya ata"<br />
"Amer sheher ki apni zaroratain then bohat"<br />
<br />
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,FARAZ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, <br />
"dil ko nigahon se ikhtlaaf raha"<br />
"Wagarna sheher mein hum shakal sortain then bohat"</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-17207545766408443072012-03-18T14:51:00.000-07:002012-03-18T14:51:21.856-07:00Wohi andaaz hai zaalim ka zamanay main<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">"Wohi andaaz hai zaalim ka zamanay main"<br />
<br />
"Ab ussay log samajhtay hain gariftaar mara"<br />
<br />
"Sakht naadim hai mujhay dam main lanay wala"<br />
<br />
"Kiya kahin kitnay marasim thay hamaray us say"<br />
<br />
"Woh jo ek shakhs hai moun phair kar janay wala"<br />
<br />
"Teray hotay huay Aa jati the sari duniya"<br />
<br />
"Aj tanha hon tau koi nahe anay wala"<br />
<br />
"Muntazir kis ka hon rote hoe dahliz pay main"<br />
<br />
"Kaun aye ga yahan kaun hai anay wala"<br />
<br />
"Tum takallaf ko bhi ekhlaas samjhtay ho"<br />
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Faraz",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,<br />
<br />
"Dost hota nahin har hath milanay wala"</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-39740336693262981662012-03-18T14:40:00.000-07:002012-03-18T14:40:03.502-07:00Us ke Duniya main hum jaisay hazaroon hain,<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Us ke Duniya main hum jaisay hazaroon hain,<br />
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, FARAZ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,<br />
Hum he pagal thay jo ussay pa kar maghroor huay,</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-50884338523582708522012-03-18T14:34:00.000-07:002012-03-18T14:34:35.049-07:00Faraz ki gazalain thin bohat Aala<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>Faraz</b> ki gazalain thin bohat Aala,<br />
Wah wah,<br />
<b>Faraz </b>ki gazlain thi boht Aala,<br />
pr kia faid..........<br />
jab pappu can’t dance sala,,,,,,,, </div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-67409400936291150562012-03-18T14:32:00.000-07:002012-03-18T14:32:05.353-07:00Teri sada ki be rukhi ko main aj tak bhoola nae paya<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Teri sada ki be rukhi ko main aj tak bhoola nae paya<br />
mubarakaaan ji mubarakaaan<br />
is shiar main "FARAZ" nahe aya</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-87268876693890022372012-03-13T14:33:00.000-07:002012-03-13T14:33:31.250-07:00Which is the best day to propose a girl,<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Do You Know?<br />
<br />
Which is the best day to propose a girl,<br />
That is only 1 April,<br />
You Know Why?<br />
If she accept its your luck,<br />
otherwise just tell April Fool...........................</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-42321822726523388852012-03-13T14:30:00.000-07:002012-03-13T14:30:11.930-07:00Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,<br />
Sooraj ne asman se Salam bheja hai,<br />
Mubarak ho Aapko nae subha,<br />
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai,<br />
<b> Good Morning</b></div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-70332412400710534932012-03-13T14:27:00.000-07:002012-03-13T14:27:20.100-07:00A smile is like a Sim card<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">A smile is like a Sim card<br />
Life is like a cellphone<br />
WheneverYou insert theSim card of a<br />
smile,<br />
A beautiful day<br />
isActivated<br />
Good morning<br />
have a good day</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-13582609127603305122012-03-09T14:25:00.000-08:002012-03-09T14:25:10.417-08:00Teacher: What do you want to become?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Teacher: What do you want to become?<br />
<br />
Johnny: Doctor<br />
Teacher: Why?<br />
Johnny: be Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it. </div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-30664487209268991822012-03-09T14:11:00.000-08:002012-03-09T14:11:30.870-08:00Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.<br />
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.<br />
Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?<br />
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.<br />
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.<br />
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.<br />
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein<br />
“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-39123374341951322512012-03-02T11:51:00.000-08:002012-03-02T11:51:11.445-08:00NURSE kept sardar's finger in her mouth<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>NURSE</b> kept sardar's finger in her mouth<br />
after <b>BLOOD TEST.</b><br />
then sardar started dancing,<br />
<b>NURSE</b>:y r u danceing<br />
<b>SARDAR</b>:next is <b>URINE TEST</b></div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-76904121111239799222012-03-02T11:47:00.001-08:002012-03-02T11:47:16.942-08:00can kids of our age have kids?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:<br />
can kids of our age have kids?<br />
<br />
Teacher replied NO Never<br />
<br />
Boy said to girl<br />
see i told you not to worry</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-62293446141688604812012-03-02T11:44:00.000-08:002012-03-02T11:44:06.225-08:00Sardar sent message to his BOSS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>Sardar </b>sent message to his BOSS <br />
Me sick,<br />
no work<br />
Boss message back:<br />
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"<br />
2 hours later sardar message 2 boss:<br />
Me ok, ur wife very sweet</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-79147129861808702132012-02-29T11:53:00.000-08:002012-02-29T11:53:31.735-08:00Parh parh kar kaya karna hai,<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>Arz kia hai,</b><br />
Parh parh kar kaya karna hai,<br />
Akhir eik din to marna hai,<br />
marne k baad b agr dubara janam hua to<br />
shuru to nursery se hi krna hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, wah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,wah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-43058689976214935362012-02-29T11:50:00.000-08:002012-02-29T11:50:21.308-08:00Doctor : Agar 1 ghanta pehele le aate<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>Doctor</b> : Agar 1 ghanta pehele le aate to hum isko bacha lete...<br />
Boy's -Abey!<br />
<br />
.<br />
<br />
.<br />
<br />
.<br />
<br />
.<br />
<br />
.<br />
15 minute pehele to accident hua ha</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-68084210935744001412012-02-27T11:48:00.000-08:002012-02-27T11:48:53.814-08:00woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?<br />
<br />
pappu : legs,<br />
<br />
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai<br />
<br />
aur meri pant mein nahi hai?<br />
<br />
pappu: paisay<br />
<br />
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye raat bistar pe kartay hain<br />
<br />
pappu: neend puri karte hain,<br />
<br />
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain<br />
<br />
ki wajah se roti hai?<br />
<br />
pappu : kaan main ched,<br />
<b><br />
MORAL</b> : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain,,,,,,,,,,,</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-43427789865712268502012-02-27T11:41:00.000-08:002012-02-27T11:41:52.647-08:00Apun dono ka dosti ekdam<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Apun dono ka dosti ekdam jakkas hona mangta hai , <br />
jakkas bole to Apun<b> HAAR tu MOTI,</b><br />
<br />
apun <b>SABZI tu ROTI,</b><br />
<br />
apun <b>Paani tu TANKI,</b><br />
<br />
apun <b>TARZAN tu MONKEY!</b>!!!!!</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-17798577175355822602012-02-27T11:38:00.000-08:002012-02-27T11:38:09.263-08:00WIFE IS DEUTY,<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">GIRLFRIEND IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DEUTY,<br />
GIRLFRIEND IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL,<br />
<br />
GIRLFRIEND IS CHUSKI & WIFE IS RISKY,<br />
<br />
GIRLFRIEND IS TOOTYFROOTY & WIFE IS KISMAT PHUTY,,,,,,,,,,,</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-88769063450555182152012-02-27T11:34:00.000-08:002012-02-27T11:34:04.568-08:00KARO COLLEGE WALI SE<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<b>DOSTI </b>KARO COLLEGE WALI SE,<br />
<br />
<b>PYAR</b> KARO OFFICE WALI SE,<br />
<br />
PROGRAMME KARO PAROS WALI SE,<br />
<br />
ANKH LARAO SALI SE,<br />
<br />
LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE,<br />
<br />
AUR MAR KHAO GHARWALI SE,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-924173009415620352012-02-27T11:31:00.000-08:002012-02-27T11:31:14.570-08:00Baap tu bane to<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>Ansoo</b> tere nikale to <b>aankhein</b> meri ho,<br />
<br />
<b>Dil</b> tera dhadke to <b>dhadkan</b> meri ho,<br />
<br />
<b>Khuda</b> kare ki apni <b>dost</b>i itni gehari ho,<br />
<br />
<b>Baap</b> tu bane to<b> Mehanat meri ho,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!</b> </div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-25860221072143398012012-02-27T11:28:00.000-08:002012-02-27T11:28:54.897-08:00Dokha mila jab pyar main,<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Dokha mila jab pyar main,<br />
<br />
zindgi mein udasi chha gayi,<br />
<br />
socha tha chhor denge es rah ko,<br />
<b><br />
kambakht</b>,,,,,,,,,<br />
<br />
mohale mein <b>dusri</b> aa gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-82961713674580837702012-02-27T11:25:00.000-08:002012-02-27T11:25:17.815-08:00College ki chardiwari mein<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>colleg</b>e ki chardiwari mein ajjeb se khel hote hain,<br />
<br />
k<b>hel hi khel me dilon ke mail hote hai,,<br />
ise liye to</b>,,,,,,,,,<br />
<br />
tere jaise aashiq<b> har sal fail hote hai</b>.,,,,,,,,,,,</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-9663741725756265692012-02-27T11:21:00.000-08:002012-02-27T11:21:55.015-08:00dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<b>jise </b>dil diya woh<b> dilli </b>chali gayi,<br />
<br />
<b>jise</b> pyar kiya woh<b> italy</b> chali gayi,<br />
<br />
dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le zalim,<br />
<br />
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-84087908588864741982012-02-27T11:18:00.000-08:002012-02-27T11:18:35.516-08:00Boyfriends r like panipuri,<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Boyfriends r like panipuri,<br />
Tastes good anytime.<br />
<br />
Lovers r like PIZZAS,<br />
Hot & spicy,eaten frquently.<br />
<br />
Husbands r like Dal RICE,<br />
eaten whn there is no choice</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6608046955133164986.post-52317754164056221012012-02-27T11:12:00.000-08:002012-02-27T11:12:17.344-08:00Elephant : nido jo peeta hon<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b>Cat</b>: how old r u?<br />
<b>Elephant</b> : 5 year,<br />
<b>Cat</b> : but u look big<br />
<b>Elephant</b> :<b> nido jo peeta hon</b>, but how old r u?<br />
<b>Cat</b> i am 30 years,<br />
<b>Elephant : </b>but u look so small<br />
<b>Cat </b>: <b>Ponds</b> lagate hun,<br />
<b>bharte umar jasay tham se jaye</b>,,,,,,,,,,</div>Sanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01784355415819270470noreply@blogger.com0