woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs,

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai

 aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye  raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain,

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain

ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched,

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain,,,,,,,,,,,