Sunday 18 March 2012

Yeh dil ka chor ke is ki zarortain then bohat

"Yeh dil ka chor ke is ki zarortain then bohat"
"Wagarna tark e taluq ki sortain then bohat"

"Miley to tot roye na khul ke batain ken"
"Ke jese ab dilon mein Kudurtain then bohat"

"Bula diye hain tere gham ne dukh zamane ke"
"Khuda nahin tha tou pathar ki mortain then bohat"

"Dareda perhano ka khayal kaya ata"
"Amer sheher ki apni zaroratain then bohat"

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,FARAZ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"dil ko nigahon se ikhtlaaf raha"
"Wagarna sheher mein hum shakal sortain then bohat"

Wohi andaaz hai zaalim ka zamanay main

"Wohi andaaz hai zaalim ka zamanay main"

"Ab ussay log samajhtay hain gariftaar mara"

"Sakht naadim hai mujhay dam main lanay wala"

"Kiya kahin kitnay marasim thay hamaray us say"

"Woh jo ek shakhs hai moun phair kar janay wala"

"Teray hotay huay Aa jati the sari duniya"

"Aj tanha hon tau koi nahe anay wala"

"Muntazir kis ka hon rote hoe dahliz pay main"

"Kaun aye ga yahan kaun hai anay wala"

"Tum takallaf ko bhi ekhlaas samjhtay ho"
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Faraz",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

"Dost hota nahin har hath milanay wala"

Us ke Duniya main hum jaisay hazaroon hain,

Us ke Duniya main hum jaisay hazaroon hain,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, FARAZ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Hum he pagal thay jo ussay pa kar maghroor huay,

Faraz ki gazalain thin bohat Aala

Faraz ki gazalain thin bohat Aala,
Wah wah,
Faraz ki gazlain thi boht Aala,
pr kia faid..........
jab pappu can’t dance sala,,,,,,,,

Teri sada ki be rukhi ko main aj tak bhoola nae paya

Teri sada ki be rukhi ko main aj tak bhoola nae paya
mubarakaaan ji mubarakaaan
is shiar main "FARAZ" nahe aya

Tuesday 13 March 2012

Which is the best day to propose a girl,

Do You Know?

Which is the best day to propose a girl,
That is only 1 April,
You Know Why?
If she accept its your luck,
otherwise just tell April Fool...........................

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
 Sooraj ne asman se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nae subha,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai,
 Good Morning

A smile is like a Sim card

A smile is like a Sim card
Life is like a cellphone
WheneverYou insert theSim card of a
smile,
A beautiful day
isActivated
Good morning
have a good day

Friday 9 March 2012

Teacher: What do you want to become?

Teacher: What do you want to become?

 Johnny: Doctor
 Teacher: Why?
Johnny: be Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi

Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.
Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein
“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”

Friday 2 March 2012

NURSE kept sardar's finger in her mouth

NURSE kept sardar's finger in her mouth
after BLOOD TEST.
then sardar started dancing,
NURSE:y r u danceing
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
can kids of our age have kids?

Teacher replied  NO Never

Boy said to girl
see i told you not to worry

Sardar sent message to his BOSS

Sardar sent message to his BOSS 
Me sick,
 no work
 Boss message back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar message 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet